Post by proteus on Jul 7, 2007 9:41:10 GMT -6
so you are looking at an auction or item description and you see cirtain phrases over and over and as you become a wise old collector you tend to develop a sixth sense about what the words really mean so here are some common phrases and their translation. THIS IS ALL MEANT IN GOOD HUMOR FOLKS-IRONY, NOT MALICE
I DONT KNOW IF THIS WORKS OR NOT
<THIS DOES NOT WORK>
I THINK IT IS ALL THERE
<HALF OF THE TOY IS MISSING>
THIS IS IN PLAYED WITH CONDITION
<THIS THING IS ABSOLUTLY TRASHED, ITS BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK AND I HAVE A NERVE SELLING IT AT ALL!>
THERE IS SOME CORRODING TO THE BATTERY TERMINALS
<I LEFT BATTERIES IN HERE IN THE SUN FOR 18 YEARS THEY HAVE NOT ONLY RUSTED THROUGH BUT GONE INTO THE MOTOR AND RUSTED EVERY SCREW IN THE TOY>
THE BOX HAS SOME WEAR
<THIS TOY COMES WITH A TATTY PIECE OF CARD THAT USED TO BE ONE SIDE OF THE BOX>
THIS IS A BATMAN FIGURE
<THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WOLVERINE>
THIS IS A WOLVERINE FIGURE
<THIS IS OBVIOUSLY BATMAN AND NOT EVEN THE BAT LOGO ON HIS CHEST WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME REALISE>
ROBOT FIGURE DR WHO?
<THIS IS NOT FROM DOCTOR WHO IT IS PROBABLY SOMETHING REALLY FAMOUS LIKE C3PO AND I AM THE ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO DOESNT RECOGNISE IT>
RARE
<More common than dirt>
ULTRA RARE
<REALLY COMMON, AND BROKEN>
UNKNOWN ROBOT FIGURE
<THE CAP FROM A POWER RANGERS SOAKEE>
UNKNOWN ROBOT MONSTER MEGO
<NOT A ROBOT, A MONSTER,OR A MEGO>
I HAVE HAD THIS IN MY LOFT FOR 20 YEARS
<I GOT THIS LAST WEEK AND WANT TO SOUND MORE GENUINE>
IN GOOD CONDITION CONSIDERING ITS AGE
<I HAVE THROWN THIS AGAINST A WALL FOR 10 YEARS AND THEN STORED IT IN AN OLD SEPTIC TANK IN MY YARD AND HEY-IT STILL HAS ONE LEG ATTACHED!>
UNKNOWN TRANSFORMER RARE!
<this is a very common power rangers zord, and not a transformer,i have no idea what it is but its rare and valuable-the magic fairies told me>
PAYMENT EXPECTED WITHIN 10 DAYS
<IF YOU DONT PAY WITHIN 3 DAYS I WILL FILE A NON PAYER COMPLAINT AND LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK>
MINT ON MINT CARD
<BUT I WILL SEND IT TO YOU IN A JIFFY BAG >
RARE- ONLY ONE ON EBAY
<THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THEM! BUT BUY THIS ONE COS I TOLD YOU IT WAS RARE-AND EVEN IF IT WAS THE ONLY ONE ON EBAY ITS NOT WORTH HAVING ANYWAY>
this item is in excellent condition
<this has at least one broken limb if not more>
i dont know what this is but it is a robot from a tv show.
<im right on the first bit, but its not a robot and its not from a tv show>
this has been very carefully put together
<i made this from mashed potatoe and glue and painted it with a wallpaper brush>
this is in amazing condition for its age
<this is a pile of RUBBISH, its bust,oh man is it bust,its like severely bust but what do you expect its 30 years old,i mean when a toy is 30 years old mint means bust right?>
this is in amazing condition considering it has been in my loft for 30 years
<why?-am i saying my loft is a processed meat factory-do i have a working combine harvester up there? is there a blast furnace or a military exercise field-whats so awful about my loft-isnt it like obvious that if you put it in a loft it will come out the same way unless my house burns down or a satelite falls into my roof>
ANYONE WANNA ADD SOME?
I DONT KNOW IF THIS WORKS OR NOT
<THIS DOES NOT WORK>
I THINK IT IS ALL THERE
<HALF OF THE TOY IS MISSING>
THIS IS IN PLAYED WITH CONDITION
<THIS THING IS ABSOLUTLY TRASHED, ITS BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK AND I HAVE A NERVE SELLING IT AT ALL!>
THERE IS SOME CORRODING TO THE BATTERY TERMINALS
<I LEFT BATTERIES IN HERE IN THE SUN FOR 18 YEARS THEY HAVE NOT ONLY RUSTED THROUGH BUT GONE INTO THE MOTOR AND RUSTED EVERY SCREW IN THE TOY>
THE BOX HAS SOME WEAR
<THIS TOY COMES WITH A TATTY PIECE OF CARD THAT USED TO BE ONE SIDE OF THE BOX>
THIS IS A BATMAN FIGURE
<THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WOLVERINE>
THIS IS A WOLVERINE FIGURE
<THIS IS OBVIOUSLY BATMAN AND NOT EVEN THE BAT LOGO ON HIS CHEST WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME REALISE>
ROBOT FIGURE DR WHO?
<THIS IS NOT FROM DOCTOR WHO IT IS PROBABLY SOMETHING REALLY FAMOUS LIKE C3PO AND I AM THE ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO DOESNT RECOGNISE IT>
RARE
<More common than dirt>
ULTRA RARE
<REALLY COMMON, AND BROKEN>
UNKNOWN ROBOT FIGURE
<THE CAP FROM A POWER RANGERS SOAKEE>
UNKNOWN ROBOT MONSTER MEGO
<NOT A ROBOT, A MONSTER,OR A MEGO>
I HAVE HAD THIS IN MY LOFT FOR 20 YEARS
<I GOT THIS LAST WEEK AND WANT TO SOUND MORE GENUINE>
IN GOOD CONDITION CONSIDERING ITS AGE
<I HAVE THROWN THIS AGAINST A WALL FOR 10 YEARS AND THEN STORED IT IN AN OLD SEPTIC TANK IN MY YARD AND HEY-IT STILL HAS ONE LEG ATTACHED!>
UNKNOWN TRANSFORMER RARE!
<this is a very common power rangers zord, and not a transformer,i have no idea what it is but its rare and valuable-the magic fairies told me>
PAYMENT EXPECTED WITHIN 10 DAYS
<IF YOU DONT PAY WITHIN 3 DAYS I WILL FILE A NON PAYER COMPLAINT AND LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK>
MINT ON MINT CARD
<BUT I WILL SEND IT TO YOU IN A JIFFY BAG >
RARE- ONLY ONE ON EBAY
<THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THEM! BUT BUY THIS ONE COS I TOLD YOU IT WAS RARE-AND EVEN IF IT WAS THE ONLY ONE ON EBAY ITS NOT WORTH HAVING ANYWAY>
this item is in excellent condition
<this has at least one broken limb if not more>
i dont know what this is but it is a robot from a tv show.
<im right on the first bit, but its not a robot and its not from a tv show>
this has been very carefully put together
<i made this from mashed potatoe and glue and painted it with a wallpaper brush>
this is in amazing condition for its age
<this is a pile of RUBBISH, its bust,oh man is it bust,its like severely bust but what do you expect its 30 years old,i mean when a toy is 30 years old mint means bust right?>
this is in amazing condition considering it has been in my loft for 30 years
<why?-am i saying my loft is a processed meat factory-do i have a working combine harvester up there? is there a blast furnace or a military exercise field-whats so awful about my loft-isnt it like obvious that if you put it in a loft it will come out the same way unless my house burns down or a satelite falls into my roof>
ANYONE WANNA ADD SOME?